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Clinton's IMF Flushes 5 Billion Down Russian Toilet.

International Monetary Fund = Impossible Mission Farce.

Well, Bill Clinton's vaunted IMF has managed to squander 5 billion dollars of our money in less than 10 days time. Good job, Bill. That's gotta' be some kind of record breaking quickie ( no, I am not talking about that one with Monica, Bill ).

It also caused our stock market to plunge, black hole style ( 300+ points ). How many billions does that make the total loss to Americans, add up to? How many retirees lost a big chunk or their nest eggs, today?

All this, while you are busy shmoozing with Teddy Kennedy in DNC-forever-chusetts! Did Ted give you any tips on solving your womanizing problems? Driving lessons? Was William Kennedy Smith in the crowd? You got a lot of gall, going to a school and talking about kids, after your disgraceful conduct of the last 7 months! Oh, I got it; this is Clinton's version of " Scared Straight "!

Are you still going to Russia, Bill? You could have a great reparte' with Boris Yelsin, on getting blasted and womanizing. I would bet, that if you still go, you won't be taking Hillary along with you.

I bet you still go to Northern Ireland, as you know they are getting bombed, there.

Clinton just never stops campaigning, his speech today sounded like ( and included a majority of the elements of ) his campaign speeches of 1992. Next, he will be playing Fleetwood Mac...again.

- Bongo ( How about a trip to Monte Carlo instead, Bill...you could put the contents of Fort Knox on double zero. )


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Updated ( 8-28-98 )
(c)1998 Bongo.