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The American Eagle wouldn't let Willie ruffle his tail feathers? Instead, the eagle bit the President!
Man, that bird has some insightful intuition. What a judge of character!
Anyhow, it went down like this:
The President had a big deal in DC today, July 2nd, taking the American bald eagle off the endangered species list, including the rope line full of Monica Lewinsky wannabies. Clinton may have thought he was going to score some easy media photo-op points with Mister Bird, but the majestic feathered one would have nothing to do with it. He played possum for a moment, and when the Slickster was finally starting to get into shaking and baking the crowd, boom the eagle struck, biting him on the wrist!
It was the bird's way to let Mr. Clinton feel his pain?
- Bongo ( Sign-up for the endangered insects list? )
