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Don't Haul Coal to Kosovo.

What the Clinton administration doesn't want you to know about the Yugoslavian situation.

The Yugoslavian Serbs were the only Balkan people to fight the Nazis. The Bosnians, Croatians, Muslims, Romanians and even the Hungarians joined in with Hitler's Nazi SS in exterminating over one million Gypsies, Serbs and Jews in World War II. The Serbs were on the side of the Allies, in that part of the world back then, while the Albanians were strutting around in their jackboots. This is what makes it so hard for the Yugoslavians to believe the Americans are siding with the terrorist Kosovo Liberation Army Muslim butchers. This isn't the first time that the side of right has been villified by the forces of evil, for propaganda purposes. It is just quite sad that the NATO countries have either totally lost their memory of just who the Muslim Albanians were ( and still are )! Remember, their ugly mugs are here: Croatian Muslim Nazi Sympathizers ( 4-2-99 ) .

Kosovo was forty-five percent Serbs until 1985, when Muslim clerics gave orders to their flocks to exterminate all Serbs. Hundreds of thousands of Serbs fled North and many thousands were killed, including many at the hands of Muslim clerics themselves ( now that's what I call a holy warrior. ). The Serb religious leader of Kosovo was beaten and urinated on in the streets of Pristina and left for dead ( I mean, now that's pretty harsh, man. ). I just got this vision of Jerry Falwell and Louis Farrakhan doing the WTW special...

Up to 1995, the Serbs have been ethnically cleansed from Kosovo, Bosnia and Croatia by the millions; and now they have decided to fight fire with fire and finally take a stand against the genocidal Muslim hoardes. What they didn't count on was a morally bankrupt Bill Clinton looking to take America's attention away from his lies and treasonous activities with Red China and to try to make a place for himself in American history books.

Zinc, lead, copper and gold; these are all minerals found in the mountains of Kosovo, though not in great abundance. What is in great abundance is low suphur coal. Sound familiar? Can you spell R-I-A-D-Y? I knew you could. Can you spell U-T-A-H L-A-N-D G-R-A-B? I knew you could. The big question is why is Bill Clinton so interested in this area, where low sulphur coal is mined ( I know, the Aliens use it to fuel their flying saucers. )? Remember, Ron Brown's plane full of big business fatcats went down flying in to this area. Maybe we will eventually find out.

Don't give in to the Clinton propaganda.

- Bongo ( Can you dig it? )


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Updated ( 4-17-99 )
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