Oh man, it was Groundhog Day night and I was sitting at the 'puter, with a monitor off somewhere on one of those cable NBC stations, droning in the background. More entertaining programming was creeping in from further away ( on a different big screen television ), but it became apparent that this closest monitor had been left on CNBC, as Groomaldo's voice was torturously wafting into the room like some unforgotten odorous remnant. You know, I usually don't watch children's programming, but I noticed Gerry Spence and Joe DiGenova were the guests, along with Dee Dee " I never passed my FBI Whitehouse security check and got a waiver " Meyers ( yeah, I personally watched the Committee hearing featuring her performance ).

Well, unluckily for me, I began to pay attention ( but not while Smegaldo was talking, ofcourse ) just as Gerry Spence said, " The evil is not in the mind of the President. The evilness is in the mind of the prosecutor, Ken Starr ".

Joe DiGenova just laughed...Dee Dee Meyers agreed...Groomaldo said, " narcissistic legal crank " ( I think this was a reference to a New York Times editorial of the same name? )...

Whoa, wait just a dog gone minute here...I knew Gerry Spence was the incredible liberal, but that drivel seemed to go a little too far even for him ( maybe I'll have to throw those two books away ). Groomaldo needs no explaination ( and asks for none when the Whitehouse calls with some new fictions on it's enemies for him to help spread ). Dee Dee Meyers is...well, you know...And all of them surrounding Joe DiGenova and a silent and possibly surprised Ed Rollins.

I suppose they are still doing the attack the messenger thing over there at CNBC, huh ( or is it just the Whitehouse bidding? ). What a sorry excuse for television, actually embarassing just to watch. This would almost be funny if it wasn't so true. I have heard Larry Klayman from Judicial Watch say he will no longer do the Smegaldo Show. I now understand why.

- Bongo ( Sniff...sniff...I smell something rotten at CNBC. )