Yabba Dabba Doo!: Sound heard emanating from Oval Office hallway.

Yadda Yadda Yadda: Your apologies.

Yankee Ingenuity: Never heard of it.

Yapping: White House counsels' defense in the impeachment trial.

Yardstick: Skirt length.

Yarns: The stories you've told about Monica Lewinsky.

Yasser: Whatever you say.

Year 2001: The year America is freed from its bondage.

Yearning: Fulfillment.

Yeast Infection: Something you don't want to hear about.

Yellow Stripe: Displayed in particular by at least five Republican Senators.

Yeoman: The job the House Managers did in presenting the case for removal.

Yes: If it's in your interest when it comes down to crunch time.

Yesterday: A theme song of sorts. So much for "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow..."

Yokel: (1) Rube to be exploited. (2) Registered voter.

Yolk: Tough to see through, isn't it?

Yuckfest: The impeachment proceedings.

Zaftig: Size doesn't matter.

Zag: Zig.

Zeal For the Truth: Dangerous attitude.

Zealot: Democrat.

Zebra: Unlike you, can't change his stripes.

Zen Buddhism: The sound of Al Gore clapping.

Zero Insertion Force: Your definition of an asexual relationship (maybe).

Zero Population Growth: Vasectomy.

Zero Tolerance: Well, maybe a puff or two...

Zig: Zag.

Zimbabwe: Sorry, mon, they don't want you.

Zinger: Your defense.

Zip: The sound of satisfaction.

Zipper: The Opener of the Way.

Zippy and Pinhead: The First Couple.

Zodiac: Blame it on the stars; yeah, that's it.

Zoning: 'Not paying attention' to the exchanges between Robert Bennett and Judge Wright.

Zoo: The House impeachment proceedings.

Zoology: The study of White House politics.

Zug Zug: Just ask Ringo, caveman.

-The Watcher (Land of the home, free of the brave... )