Machiavelli: Another must-read.

Magnetic Personality: One with ten digits in his or her bank account.

Making Out: Your favorite activity when you're away from Hillary, or going along to get along.

Malicious: The child that lives inside of you.

Manifest Destiny: Your inevitable retreat from Washington.

Manual Labor: Autoeroticism. Can't you get an intern in there to do that?

Marriage: Like any other contract, you can find a way to get around it.

Martyr: Certainly not you. If anyone, it's Bob Livingston.

Masterdebater: White House counsel.

Mathematics: One high crime plus one high misdemeanor equals one total disgrace.

Meaningless: 99% of the things you say (for those keeping score, the other 1% only occurs when you're talking to Hillary).

Mediocrity: Not counting the Lewinsky/Whitewater/Travelgate/Filegate/Paula Jones/etc. snafus, the overall state of your Presidency.

Meditation: Count to ten, then go take a cold shower.

Melting Pot: One of your erogenous zones.

Memorize: To get a lie right so you don't get caught in it.

Mincing: Parsing.

Misrepresentation: Sidney Blumenthal's impeachment trial deposition. Just ask Christopher Hitchens.

Mobocracy: What pollaganda's all about.

Molest: To help 'troubled people.'

Monomania: Epidemic among Democratic Congressmen.

Moral: Expedient.

Moral Code: (1) "I was never really alone with Monica, right?" (2) "You were always there when Monica was there, right?" (3) "Monica came on to me, and I never touched her, right?" (4) "You could see and hear everything, right?" (5) "She wanted to have sex with me, and I cannot do that." Any ( other ) questions?

Moral relativism: Black is grey, white is grey, grey is grey, and pigs are flying.

Mouthpiece: White House Talking Points regurgitator, also 'it.' See also Lackey, Democrat, Talking Heads, White House Counsel.

Mr. Gore Goes to Anchorage: About as close as he'll ever get to the Presidency.

My Favorite Clinton: Barbara Boxer, apologist and oathbreaker extraordinaire.

National Socialists: What Democrats should be called if they support your plan for dumping Social Security funds into the stock market. They're in lockstep already...

Nature or Nurture: Which is your excuse?

Nausea: Natural reaction to watching your total disrespect for your office, yourself, your family, your aides, the Constitution, justice, the Congress, and the American people.

Nerve: Something else you have a lot of.

Never: Not until there's something in it for you.

Never-neverland: The White House. "I'll never grow up, I'll never grow up, I'll NEVER grow up!"

New Blood: Menstruating intern.

New World Order: You, your consorts, and everybody else.

Newspaper: Target of 'unidentified source' leaks, among others.

Nil: Score for the White House counsel in the Impeachment Derby.

No: Maybe.

No Way Out: (Kevin Costner movie.) And they thought Ivan was highly-placed.

Nobility: Nevermind. I couldn't make you understand it in a million years.

Nocturnal Emissions: Recent problem since Hillary found out about Monica.

Nonchalance: Even that would have been preferable to the way you've reacted to the apparent inability of the Senate to convict you. Lack of conviction does *not* equal exoneration.

Noncompliance: A trick you learned from Saddam Hussein.

Nonprofit: Waste of time.

Nonproliferation: Birth control.

North Face: The one you show the public.

Northern Exposure: Health education for White House visitors.

Nose: It grows... "Oh, Mr. President!"

Nostalgia: Remembering what used to be America.

Noteworthy Accomplishments: Wait, I'm still looking...

Numb and Number: You and Hillary.

Oath: Never heard of it.

Obedience School: DNC meetings.

Obese, Obnoxious Organ: Jerrold Nadler.

Obfuscation: Survival tool.

Objectionable: Just about everything about you.

Obliterate: To declare holy war on your accusers, even though they're correct.

Obscenity: Enlisting Larry Flynt in your 'attack defense.'

Obsession: Monica's favorite perfume.

Obstruction of Justice: Never heard of that, either.

Obverse: Your other face.

Obvious: Democrass attempts at dunning every Republican they can find in full view of the public.

Odious: Every single thing that you do.

Off-target: The White House counsels' arguments.

Offering: Sidney Blumenthal.

Old Yeller: You, or your description of Paula Jones.

Olympus: What you think the White House is.

Omit: To protect yourself from inconvenient truth-seekers.

Omit Under Oath: To protect yourself from dangerous truth-seekers.

Omnibus Budget: Gravy train.

Open Season: Isn't there a limit on hunting Republicans?

Oppression: Your favorite tool (aside from the little one).

Oral Sex: Hey, man, it's not adultery unless you say it's adultery!

Oxygen: A precious commodity in Washington.

Ozone: Where you claim your mind is when you get caught committing a crime.

-The Watcher (You're really on your way now... a few more days of this, and you'll be ready to run for office.)