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Whitehouse Washer on Spincycle.

With impeachment imminent, Whitehouse puts spincycle in hign gear.

The Whitehouse dictator called in his Senatorial SLAVES this morning to tell them what to say and do, in defense of his royal Presidency.

Tom Daschle whines as he exits the Whitehouse, about the President's regret and apology. He begins to spew out the pre-programmed bile that the President ordered him to say. The time for apologies is far gone. He echoes the Kendall lies about not seeing the IMPEACHMENT REFERRAL before the Congress and the people! He begins his orchestrated attack on the Republicans!

When will the evil David Kendall make another lying Darth Vader like appearence? This man is the culmination and personification of all that is wrong with lawyers today! He attempts to use the Johnnie Cockran OJ model, in his phoney defense of the doomed President. Did he think up the strategy of asking to see the referral, knowing the request was not within Ken Starr's authority, just so he could go out and whine about not being able to see it, beforehand? Or was this another of our wonderful President's great ideas? Kendal looked like a total jerk when he said that he had no idea what was in the impeachment referral, but that there were no impeachable offenses in it. How does he know that, if he hasn't seen it yet? The Whitehouse now has a history, and now legacy, of directly lying to the American people; so anything said by it's agents is not to be given an ounce of attention.

The House Democratic robots, having been programmed yesterday by the President, are beginning to spout his ridiculous spin line. They have signed their political death warrants, as they will be throw out in mass, come this November, for these partisan lying tactics!

The Democratic talking heads are growing Pinnochio noses, as they repeat the Whitehouse lies, and continue to misrepresent the actual poll numbers, in defense of their beloved despot. When this is all over, they will be laughed off any program that still wants them!

I don't remember even Richard Nixon, sending out legions of practiced liars to continue an attempted cover-up, at the very time an impeachment referral, probably including charges of a cover-up conspiracy in it, is in front of the Congress. How can the President continue to do the very thing that got him(us) into this mess, while the allegations of the same thing are in the hands of Congress? It's easy to see why, when you realize that the President had sex with an intern, while litigating the Paula Jones sexually related lawsuit ( he just couldn't keep it in his pants )!

Call off your dogs, Mr. President; and let the Congress do their Constitutional duty without your petty lying interference! How can you tell when Mike McCurry is lying; his lips are moving!

The Congress has the facts, the IMPEACHMENT REFERRAL, and we elected them to do our work. They don't need to be snowed by any lying spinmeisters, from Clinton's Whitehouse of corruption. The independant counsel was appointed to be fair, and he has been; the rest is lying spin, invoked to change and/or confuse the issue. The TRUTH has no sides, to it; only a contradictory lying spin from the Whitehouse as a defense, when there is NO REAL DEFENSE!

- Bongo ( Don't forget the bleach? )


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Updated ( 9-10-98 )
(c)1998 Bongo.