The true repulsive nature of Bill Clinton's sexual perversion ( I was tempted to write PREVERSION, ala' Bat Guano from " Doctor Strangelove " ) is beyond the imagination, of even Anita Hill! Sheesh, after hearing the groolie details, I was surprised that Monica Lewinsky didn't do the spread in " Hustler " and not in " Vanity Fair ".

So while Clinton comfortably rests at Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts ( hmmm, Massachusetts; isn't that Kennedy country...kinda' makes you wonder ) , the terrorists start throwing bombs into Planet Hollywood.

Talk about film ratings; what rating does Washington D.C. reality get? I think Slick Willie has been listening to his Hollywood buds a little too much, " sex and violence " may sell great in the movies and on television, but not so good in government!

- Bongo ( They don't rent that one at Blockbuster. )

Oh yeah, cruisin' with Walter Cronkite is, a little too obviously, a staged event.