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Safe at Cellmark?

The Defendant in chief has one less thing to worry about?

A story was making the rounds last week, though it actually was quite a bit older, that the President fathered an illegitimate child with a prostitute over a dozen years ago. This story actually hit the mainstream media and even became a question at a Whitehouse press briefing, when reportedly, Bobbie Ann Williams, an Arkansas prostitute and her son Danny were undergoing DNA testing to determine if Bill Clinton could be ruled out as the father. Clinton has always denied any relationship with Bobbie Ann. With Clinton's credibility constantly in question, the STAR magazine reportedly paid for the testing and an interview with the mother and child.

Well, the test results are supposedly final. Using the Starr report DNA results, Danny Williams DNA is not a paternity match with Bill Clinton as his father. Chalk one up for the President and one down for the rumor mongers!

Hey man, that test only proves she didn't get pregnant with the President. It doesn't disprove or prove any commercial relationship they may have had?

- Bongo ( It must have been contaminated? )


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Updated ( 1-11-99 )
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