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Clinton Drops America's Pants?

( or, Ronald Reagan was an American Caesar, while Bill Clinton is an American Caligula! )

The day after a single ground based laser defense system shot down two Russian made missiles at the same time in a test in the Mojave Desert ( Edwards AFB I assume? ), the President cancels the program? After almost eight years of insanity, this type of conduct is not totally unexpected. Not content with just dropping his own pants, like a modern day Emperor Tiberius with his ' little fishies ' in the bath, Bill Clinton has canceled the ballastic missile defense program so he can leave us all with our rhetorical pants down, in the event of a missile attack!

Our precious most corrupt POTUS in the history of the Republic lied his way through a words parsing press conference like only his completely morally bankrupt self could pull off. He canceled the National Missile Defense but then went through incredible verbal calisthenics to mislead or portray just the opposite? This guy is a real piece of work and every Democrat who voted for him the second time and every Democrat Congressperson ( see how politically correct I can be? ) who didn't vote for Clinton's impeachment will bear a special burden, once the bodies begin to pile up after a weapons of mass destruction attack which could have been prevented. After the President ( and I use that term lightly ) pulled the plug on our NMD ( a SDI by any other name would be just as important to our nation's ultimate survival ) he parsed that, " more tests were needed "? Huh, we all know that! He told the audience, in a manner not unlike the way he wagged his finger at us during the Monica Lewinsky affair ( blatantly lied to our faces ), that he would urge Secretary Cohen to, " continue a robust program of research and developement ". Oh man, this is bad. It is one thing to lie about having oral sex in the Oval Office, but this misleading insanity could effect our very lives!

Not being content with dropping his own pants and loosening America's belt, in a twisted version of inviting an attack-like foreplay; the current inhabitant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue has decided to open up America to attack from within as well. Besides canceling the NMD, he now signed Executive Order Number 13166. This most recent in a long line of executive orders only fit for a tin plated banana republic dictator with delusions of grandeur, dictates that all federal offices and private businesses receiving federal funding, " must take all necessary actions ", to open up their establishments to non-English speaking people. This total insanity lists such important languages as Farsi and Serbocroatian; something the socialist United Nations doesn't even do!

Bill Clinton has really become Nero fiddling while Rome ( The United States of America ) burns. The Roman Empire fell because of the influx of barbarians, and Clinton seems determined to take America down the same road. This is also not totally unexpected from a man who has embraced Fabian Socialism ( I am really beginning to wonder what the heck Clinton was doing in Leningrad in the 1960s? ).

This elevation of learned language skills to the level of protected civil rights, makes about as much sense as doing the same thing with the psychological abherration of homosexuality, which Clinton just did to counter act the Supreme Court upholding the Boy Scouts ban of openly gay activitist troop leaders. I mean Clinton is like some terrible infant who refuses to let anyone else have a say in our nation's policy ( and possible future survival ). Every time the Congress or Judicial branches pass something he doesn't like, he vetoes it and like a little Hitler or Napolean issues a royal decree!

This intentional attack by Clinton on the very fabric, our language, that holds our country together is the height of insanity. What the liberal socialist media is not going to tell you, is that Executive Order 13166(6) comes on the heels of a report of how successful the California educational system has been since the voters there repealed bi-lingual education through the adoption of Proposition 227. The language you have been taught is simply not a God given right like race or gender and it must not be treated as such!

For those who can't see the pattern for themselves, or are diehard Democrats, it goes like this: 1) Supreme Court upholds Boy Scout ban on openly gay Scoutmasters - Clinton signs Executive Order to make homosexuality a protected civil right. 2) California test scores go up dramatically after banning bi-lingual education - Clinton signs Executive Order to make the language you have been taught a protected civil right. and 3) Ground based laser shoots down two missiles in a single engagement - Clinton kills project. Pull your DNC knee pads up a little higher!!!

- Bongo ( Call the men in the white coats? )


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Updated ( 9-2-2000 )
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