If JFK's Whitehouse was characterized as Camelot, then the Clinton Whitehouse should be characterized as Purgatory.
Hey man, why do you say that? Well, let's take a look at some of the differences.
Both Prez have been accused of being " womanizers ", but only Bill had to humiliate himself and the country, by admitting it on national television.
As far as we know, JFK didn't do it with Whitehouse employees or interns, but, you know about what Willie did and where he did it.
If you want to characterize JFK as a John Holmes, then WJC must be Pee Wee Herman?
JFK was a PT-boat World War II hero, but Bill dodged the draft and attended anti-war rallies.
During the Cold War, JFK actively opposed the spread of communism, while Willie went to the USSR, for what purpose?
Jackie was a beautiful socialite who wowed the country with her charm and did important charity work. On the other hand, Hillary is a small town ( possibly crooked ) lawyer who has antagonized the country with imagined conspiracies and a plan for socialized education ( it doesn't take a village, but a family, Hillary ) and medicine ( we don't want your stinking health care plan, that benefitted all your close friends and donors, through government contracts ).
Bobby Kennedy was a crusading Attorney General, but Janet Reno is a stonewalling, cover-up artist Attorney General.
While Slick Willie does the Dante's Inferno dance, I am reminded of Nero fiddling, while Rome burned. I assume Nero is alleged to have fiddled with a violin, and not his own instrument?
- Bongo ( Where's Lancelot, when we need him? )
Updated ( 8-20-98 )
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