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Clinton Bows To His Chinese Communist Masters!

Clinton runs away to Auckland, New Zealand to pay homage to the Red Chinese!

Sadly, the President of the United States has begun to let his emotions rule the rest of his presidency. After being acquitted in the Senate of his impeachment charges, his ego has run rampant while his Fabian Socialist background comes up to the forefront! All his wildest 60s-70s far left wing tendencies are being allowed to come true in an unrestrained systematic dismantling of everything our Republic has accomplished in it's first 200 years of existence. His monetary greed and campaign to repay his supporters has replaced any hint of patriotism he may or may not have originally had!

The repayment in question today, is that of personally thanking his People's Liberation Army, Democratic National Committee, supporters in the People's Republic of China with increased direct unfettered access to the United States market for their slave labor produced goods.

The Congress of the United States, acting like a pack of Alaskan sled dogs since the White House appropriated a thousand FBI files on them, renewed MFN ( most favored nation ) status to the totalitarian government there earlier this year. To Bill's chagrin, he couldn't sign an Executive Order giving the human organ harvesters in Beijing a place in the New World Order by allowing them entrance into the WTO ( World Trade Organization ). Whenever the Congress denies him his whim, Executive Orders are the first things he thinks of to get his way, like a totalitarian dictator in a communist or socialist state ( or a selfish infant throwing a tantrum )!

United States Trade Representative Charlene Barshefsky ( pronounced ' barf-sky ' ) and Red Chinese Trade Minister Shi Guangsheng ( pronounced ' you'll-open-up-the-world-to-our-goods-or-we'll-nuke-Los-Angeles ' ) have been meeting since the 9th to concoct some phoney reasons why the military dictatorship in Beijing should be able to bankroll their miltary expansion through selling goods on the world market.

Secretary of State ( hate ) Madeleine Albright and Chinese Foreign Minister Tang Jiaxuan held an hour and a half discussion over breakfast ( I bet that Albright can really pack it in ) to set the ground work before the meeting between Bill Clinton and his counter part from the PRC, Jiang Zemin. Presumably, they were talking about how Clinton could sellout Taiwan to the PRC, but make it look to the people of America and the world like he was being tough on the human rights violators supreme in Beijing, not licking their boots for cash?

After an hour long meeting between the two despots, in advance of the annual meeting of Asia-Pacific leaders, it was being reported that National Security Adviser Sandy ' Cheese ' Berger said, " I would consider the relationship between our two countries back on track ". Also, Gene Sperling, Chairman of Clinton's National Economic Council ( another phrase synonymous with FOB ), told reporters that the Red Chinese entry to the WTO could occur by year's end. I guess this means the money is flowing again into Clinton and Democrat coffers from the PRC and Taiwan's days are numbered?

- Bongo ( Bill Clinton is no Karl Marx? )


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Updated ( 9-11-99 )
(c)1999 Bongo.

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