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The Bellicosity Meter?

Who are the most bloodthirsty ( or loud, obnoxious and war-like ) politicans in the United States world government?

*Madeleine Albright, Secretary of Hate ( State ), is the gestalt personification of both the Wicked Witch of The West and the Wicked Witch of The East, from the ' Wizard of Oz '. Remember the flying monkey airforce? That's the NATO butcher bombers. Michael Dobbs, author of a new book about her, said, " Nobody in this administration is more driven by her biography, than Madeleine Albright ". He also talked about how she snapped after learning her family was ethnically cleansed by the Nazis in a 1967 visit to her native Czechslovakia, and became bitter. I would ask, then why is she siding with the Albanians and Muslims, who were allied with the dreaded Nazi SS in World War II, forming their own divisions to ethnically cleanse and genocidedly murder the Serbs in Yugoslavia, including Kosovo province? Remember, Hitler and Mussolini helped try to create ' Greater Albania ' out of the ethnically cleansed Kosovo province, after their ghastly genocide was almost finished. Her most general ruthless, foot-in-mouth, statement, reportedly to Colin Powell, has been, " If we are going to have this great big expensive military, we should use it ". Sort of sounds like that nasty, senile, old lady who lived next door to you when you were a kid, who wouldn't return your ball when it accidentally flew over the fence into her yard! Remember, this woman did not have the personal integrity to resign from Clinton's Cabinet, after the President admitted causing them to lie to the nation for him, about Monica Lewinsky.

*Sandy Berger, Clinton National Security blanket, has never met a bombing campaign he didn't like, as long as nobody he knows personally, or their close friends and relatives, has to fly the aircraft. He was the original barrister hired to add some teeth to the NATO ethnic hygienics in Yugoslavia. Who could forget his catch all answer to the question of what NATO will do if the bombing doesn't work in Yugoslavia, in a press conference in Italy, " bomb some more "? This guy just did not have a clue, or a plan further than to drop a few bombs and hope for the best ( and this was the guy Clinton referred the question to? ). Remember, this man did not have the personal integrity to resign from Clinton's Cabinet, after the President admitted causing the members themselves to lie to the nation for him, about the Monica Lewinsky case.

*Senator Joe Biden ( D ), Master of the self-indulgent dirty look and the original Demohawk, will seize upon any situation to flap his wings, in order to save his holy, living God, Pharoah Bill Clinton. He has the unique ability to wear blinders designed for horse teams. He manages to smirk, scowl and spin his way through interviews and speeches attacking his enemies with his own party's short-comings ( that's called transference, folks ). He continues to remind us that he called Slobodan Milosevic a " war criminal ", directly to his face ( I guess he chooses to keep the blinders on, to his own complicity in the hundreds, maybe soon to be thousands, of innocent civilian deaths and the massive civilian property damage, in the criminal NATO alliance's ethnic cleansing bombing campaign of Yugoslavia.

*William Cohen, Secretary of Evil ( Defense ), is a pure embodiment of all that is disgusting about the illegal undeclared Clinton/Gore War against Yugoslavia. His makeup is always that pasty death mask white of a freshly embalmed corpse; this adds to the overall effect. His Republican roots do not do justice to the unfounded loyality that he has shown his ' lie to his face ', commander-in-chief. Remember, this man did not have the personal integrity to resign from Clinton's Cabinet, after the President admitted causing them to lie to the nation for him about Monica Lewinsky.

*Senator John McCain ( R ), presidential hopeful and charter member of the hawk of the month club, is trying to rehabilitate his low key image and score media recognition points in the upcoming presidential campaign season. He was a fighter pilot in Vietnam, though he spent only ten hours in the air over North Vietnam before being shot down and captured. He doesn't just want the NATO butchers to continue the bombing, but to have them begin a full scale invasion as soon as possible, and he openly sides with the Islamic terrorist group KLA? Though he has been a big supporter of our nation's military in the past, I believe he has seen this latest non-war as a vehicle to pump up his political aspirations to the next higher level.

*Jamie Shea, NATO Spinmeister ( liar ), is not a United States citizen yet, but he runs his mouth like any other stuffed shirt who reports on the actions of others who are ordered to risk their lives in combat. He puffs his chest out like someone in a karaoke bar singing ' Bad as a Bone '. His war-like arrogance is only surpassed by his total lack of integrity, as he blindly repeats the NATO propaganda with gleeful exuberance. His latest statement illustrates his infantile nature and his non-grasp of NATO's barbaric ethnic cleansing of the tiny sovereign nation of Yugoslavia, " The game is not over yet ". Game? This is not a game Jamie, though it may be to you. Count the innocent civilian Serbian dead or ask their families if they feel it is all a game. Your Goebbels-like arrogance should land you a place in the defendant's box at the Hague ( or atleast a good executive level post-war job at Gepetto's workshop )!

*Dishonorable mention: President Bill Clinton ( He is not bloodthirsty; he just doesn't value any human life other than his own. ); Hillary Clinton ( She doesn't mind if your children are sent to die for the sake of her husband's lost reputation, just as long as her precious Chelsea is spared. ); Javier Solana ( He is just basking in the light of NATO's pseudo strength, as his country and him have been losers through out all of history. ).

I may decide to update this list, as events warrant it.

- Bongo ( Beat your war drum? )


Opinions expressed here are those of the individuals themselves; and may not necessarily reflect those of BONGO'S FALLOUT SHELTER.

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Updated ( 5-12-99 )
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