The President has used and abused the Whitehouse, the Executive Branch, the DNC and a motley crew of purveyors of deception. Cinton's robot minions run the gambit from current and former members of our government, to pornographers and ultra rich Hollywood fatcats. These " talking heads " remind me of the multiple heads of the mythical beast, the Hydra ( I already used the arms of the octopus last month ). Further, the teeth from these heads grow into animated skeletons when planted ( sort of reminds me of James Carville? ). Some of these blind defenders of the President only repeat Clinton's bald faced lies, but others seem quite comfortable in thinking up new ones of their own. Like some tragic hero with a broadsword, I somehow find myself feeling the need to chop off as many of these grotesque " heads " as I possibly can!

*Elizabeth Holtzman, former Democrat Representitive from a district in New York I believe, has reared herself as one of these Whitehouse Talking Hydra Heads. I don't see why her opinion carries any weight and she is allowed to masquerade as an analyst. She is very clearly a Clinton Whitehouse/DNC lap dog. I couldn't begin to chronicle the number of times I have seen her directly misrepresent the facts ( lie ). When caught by another guest or media host in her deception, she always responds with something like, " that is my recollection ". She obviously spends more of her time reading the daily Whitehouse talking points memo and pontificating her pompous pseudo opinion, than bothering to check the veracity of her second hand information. This former Representitive and prosecutor should be quite ashamed of herself, in constantly misquoting the Constitution and incorrectly " recollecting the facts " in so many situations. She repeated her Whitehouse programming so well, they used her as a witness in their House Judiciary Committee defense presentation.

*The James Carville/Larry Flynt symbiont ( or Serpent Head One and Serpent Head Two, joined after birth ). Since the filming of " The People Versus Larry Flynt " these two have become good friends. Maybe Larry told James where to take that 100 dollar bill he had left over from Paula Jones' trailer park? Seriously, both of these guys feed off sleaze and they have an unconditional love for William Jefferson Clinton. They both make no qualms about digging up dirt on individuals, courageous enough to tell the truth about Bill Clinton, and displaying it in the media for all the world to see. Sadly but expectedly, both of them will slime an innocent citizen with whatever they can dig up or think up, without regard for the truth or the consequences to the innocent injured party. I suspect they have been sharing all of the Whitehouse files and other investigative materials acquired by Carville, and vice versa. They do all this, just to keep their precious first philanderer in the highest office of the land!

*The Congressional Black Caucus ( or Congressional Democrat people of color dedicated to Clinton right or wrong ). Maxine Waters, Bobby Scott, Chaka Fattah, Sheila Jackson Lee, et al. choose to ignore all the facts and attack Clinton's enemies emotionally with a sermon-like litany. They declared themselves the " fairness cops " on the House Judiciary Committee, but no hint of fairness was to be found. Their time wasting, partisan clown act, antics during the committee hearings have only been equalled by their appearences on television as Whitehouse Talking Hydra Heads. They were all truely non-spectacular in their diversionary defense of Bill Clinton by changing the subject and attacking the messenger, in the person of Kenneth Starr. I was shocked to find out that several of them had not logged one minute looking at the House evidence, before offering up their opinions on the Judiciary Committee, during the impeachment debate. Their close to word-for-word identical presentations on the media political opinion programs was almost awe inspiring, if it wasn't such a sad commentary on their misplaced loyalty and allegiance! Oh, but didn't they say Bill Clinton was the first black president?

*Lanny Davis was a Whitehouse advisor; currently, he just acting as a transducer. Now there is a real piece of work, a real snake in the grass. I have a vivid memory of the shit eating grin that he couldn't wipe off his face, the day and the day after Clinton's admisson/attack/apology speech last August. He was visibly embarrassed about having to continue hawking Clinton's lying denials from January to August 1998. Well, time has healed his wounds and he is back with a vengeance. Attacking the innocent and the truthful with a wreckless abandon for even the appearence of ethics, he has positively had a blood transfusion from James Carville!

*Jerrold Nadler ( three for the price of one, when you catch him awake ) is a Democrat Representitive from New York City. Hmmm...Schumer, Holtzman, Nadler...all from New York, now who else was I thinking of? He is the only Democrat out of the Congressional Black Caucus, to reach their level of getting lathered up about investigating Kenneth Starr instead of the President. His only functional problem seems to be, he is always two days behind on the Whitehouse talking points memo fax.

Obviously there are some intelligent and non-partisan Democrat talking heads out there, but the Whitehouse inspired or programmed partisans are much more loud, obnoxious and memorable. The same thing goes for Republicans too, but I just don't remember them playing as fast and loose with the truth ( and the Constitution ).

- Bongo ( Jason, where are you? )