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Al, not so Gore-gious?

The first so-called debate of the year between Democrat candidates for president turns out to be a Clinton/Gore administration attack-fest!

It wasn't a debate, but a scripted ' Al Gore for president rally '. This Clinton/Gore/DNC campaign event, featuring the attempted cruxifiction of fellow Democrat candidate for president ex-senator Bill Bradley, included open attack opportunities on such tried and true targets as Newt Gingrich and the Republican Congress as well. Democrat/Whitehouse lapdog ( moderator? ) Peter Jennings served up softball after softball to the still nervous and fumbling VPOTUS, giving him ample time to attack his own party's other candidate with gusto, as well as the opposition party itself, while stepping on and cutting off Bradley just as he started to roll. Even though this faux debate was obviously a disguised ( and not very well, I might add ) Al Gore for president campaign organ, Bill Bradley managed to get in enough solid points to win the pseudo event, hands down!

The VPOTUS, in typical Al Gore statuary style, looked as though something long straight and stiff was hiding where the Sun don't shine. Gore was insistant that his tree hugging global warming farce ( lie? ) was still on the horizon, though in his original publication it said we would be under water two years ago ( don't hold your breath... )?

Gore hammered Bradley on votes he ( Bradley ) had cast years ago, but " Dollar Bill " managed to resist the urge to attack his fellow candidate and stuck to the issues. Though more like a DNC town hall meeting where the candidates discuss the issues they agree on, Bradley managed to point out a few things that he is more liberal than Gore on, including universal health care and welfare reform.

Al Gore is just not as good a liar or attack dog as his mentor, Bill Clinton. Gore looks silly and stupid launching verbal missile after missile at his less integrity challenged opponent, whether or not these attacks are direct lies or loosely based on fact. Gore's stiff style and condescending elementary school teacher oral inflections only appeal to the double digit IQ crowd ( though arguably there are quite a few of those easily brainwashed individuals in the Democrat Party )!

Sadly, both candidates glossed over the criminal conduct of their fearless leader, Bill Clinton, refusing to criticize the actions he was impeached for. Further, they both actually suggested what he did should not have gotten him impeached, much less removed from office. Gore danced around his conduct in declaring Clinton one of the greatest presidents of all time, at the " Whitehouse Rose Garden Post Impeachment Marching And Chowder Rally " shortly after the House of Representitives vote of impeachment.

Once again, the Democrats have proven how morally lacking and factually challenged they have become. The DNC and it's minions seem to be able to close their eyes to the truth and spin ( lie ) with complete impunity ( not to mention a complete lack of conscience...oops, I mentioned it ). They continue to croon that they are going to campaign on the issues, but only demonization and personal attacks come out of their mouths? Perplexingly, Al Gore seems as at home attacking a member of his own party, as he is at attacking Republicans!

- Bongo ( Pitbull attack! )


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Updated ( 1-6-2000 )
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