The truth is in the acronyms?

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The DNC ( Democrats Needing Clinton ) enlisted the help of the media.

ABC : Anointing Bill Clinton

CBS : Clinton Bullshit Society

CNBC : Commence Necessitating Bill Clinton

CNN : Clinton's News Network

CSPAN : Clinton's Soiled Partisan Anodyne Network

FOX : For Only Xenophiles

MSNBC : More Socialists Needing Bill Clinton

NBC : Never Bash Clinton

TBS : Tally Bill's Score

Dishonorable mention:

ACLU : All Clinton Lovers Unite

- Bongo ( Whine about it? )

Opinions expressed here are those of the individuals themselves; and may not necessarily reflect those of BONGO'S FALLOUT SHELTER.

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